Humor Break - Prison VS. Work

Time for a humor break.
Here's an objective comparison between WORK and PRISON:

IN PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK

you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON

you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK

you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON

you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for

AT WORK

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors
yourself.

IN PRISON

you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?

Which Sounds Better?
What are you waiting for? Go kill your manager... (just kidding...)
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